Stop paying consultants to blow smoke up your ass. Get a brutal, honest audit of your website, product, or service with zero sugar-coating and 100% actionable fixes.
Generic BS
Overpriced Fluff
Too Polite
Simple, brutal, effective.
Website URL, app access, product demo. Whatever you want destroyed (constructively).
I spend 2-3 hours finding all the shitty things: UX disasters, broken flows, confusing copy, ugly design, technical issues. Everything.
A comprehensive report with screenshots, prioritized issues, and specific fixes.
You get a clear roadmap. What you do with it is up to you.
Every confusing button, broken flow, and rage-inducing experience.
Where your words suck, where they're unclear, where you sound like everyone else (or like AI).
Slow load times, broken links, mobile disasters, SEO nightmares.
Why people bounce. Why they don't buy. Why your signup flow is garbage.
What looks amateur. What doesn't match. What screams "I made this in Canva."
Fix these 3 things first. Then these 5. Then worry about the rest.
One price. No BS. Clear results.
One-time payment
Money-back guarantee: If you don't find at least 3 critical issues worth fixing, full refund.
Limited availability: I only take 5 audits per month to maintain quality.
Luis. Former PM with 5+ years experience across sales, marketing, and product. I've seen what makes products succeed and what makes them fail. Now I help founders spot issues before they become expensive problems.
The goal is honest criticism tied to a specific fix to help you improve, not to roast you for fun.
Perfect. Better to fix critical issues now than after you've spent 6 months going in the wrong direction.
Anything that requires deep domain expertise (like medical devices or rocket science). Stick to digital products, websites, SaaS, apps. Things I can evaluate as a user and PM.
Totally fine. You know your business better than me. Take what's useful, ignore what's not. But at least you'll have an outside perspective.
No. I tell you what's broken and how to fix it. If you need someone to implement, I may be able to recommend people.
Stop guessing what's wrong. Get the brutal truth and fix it.
Book Your Audit - €450Or email me: luis@trashmy.biz